“I May Have a Straight Face but I’m Reading Smut” Kindle Case

Your face: 😐

Your Kindle: 🔥🔥🔥 

This hilariously accurate e-reader case is for every reader who looks calm in public while their book is doing… the absolute most. Featuring handcuffs, lips, flowers, hearts, locks, and the bold quote “I may have a straight face but I’m reading smut,” this sleeve protects your Kindle up to 6” × 7.5” with plush padding and a smooth zip closure. 

The exterior pocket gives you extra room for annotation tabs, pens, spicy bookmarks, headphones, or that secret snack stash you pretend you don’t have. Perfect for BookTok readers, spice lovers, quiet-girl smut enjoyers, and anyone with a “neutral face / chaotic library” personality combo. 

Cute, cheeky, and deliciously honest — just like your TBR.