“Don’t Tube the Goose” CRNA Badge Reel – Funny Retro Badge Holder for Nurse Anesthetists

📄 Product Description:

🪿💉 The goose has spoken.

Add some chaotic CRNA energy to your badge game with this wildly funny resin badge reel featuring bold retro lettering and a rebellious goose who’s not here for your airway management.

Available in glitter, pastel, and classic white bases, this reel is made for CRNAs, SRNAs, and anesthesia techs who know that sometimes, you’ve gotta laugh between cases.

😆 Product Features:

• Handmade resin badge reel with “Don’t Tube the Goose” design

• Retro 70s-style typography with a sassy goose illustration

• Glossy finish, available in glitter or pastel colorways

• Retractable reel with swivel alligator clip

• Approx. 2.5” wide – lightweight, durable, and hilarious

✨ Each reel is handcrafted—no two geese are exactly the same. 🪿

👩⚕️ Great For:

• CRNAs and SRNAs who love a good inside joke

• Funny nurse gifts and badge reel collectors

• Adding chaos to calm OR energy

📦 What’s Included:

• One (1) “Don’t Tube the Goose” badge reel

• Carefully packaged and shipped from a CRNA-owned small biz